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(música tocando)

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(clique)

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SRA. WICKET: Ah!

4
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(porta bate)

5
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(trovão estrondoso)

6
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(zomba)

7
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(entediado) Ah.

8
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Pbbbbt.

9
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(porta rangendo)

10
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(suspiros)

11
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(ambos gritando)

12
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(monstro rosnando)

13
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(gritando)

14
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Uau.

15
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Isso não é nada assustador.

16
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Pbbbbt.

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(zomba)
Esse filme foi um lixo.

18
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Oh!

19
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O que--

20
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Hum?

21
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Oh.

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Eu me pergunto...

23
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(pisca estourando)

24
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- (multidão aplaudindo)
- Obrigado. Obrigado.

25
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Eu gostaria de agradecer ao Teddy
muito mesmo.

26
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Muito obrigado.
Obrigado.

27
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Eu poderia fazer isso.

28
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Ah.

29
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(guinchos do portão)

30
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Ah.

31
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(gritando)

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Hum. Muito bom.

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(risos)

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Hum.

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Oh!

36
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Ahh.

37
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(imitando trovão)

38
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(risos)

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(suspira)

40
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Ah!

41
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Ai! O que você está a fim?

42
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Ah. Hum...

43
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Sim.

44
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SRA. WICKET: Ah!

45
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Muito bom.

46
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SRA. WICKET: Ah!

47
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Ah!

48
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Aí está.

49
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Agora, então.

50
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Oh.

51
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Ação!

52
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Hum, não.

53
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Ah.

54
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Hum.

55
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Ah.

56
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(grunhindo)

57
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Ah!

58
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Hum.

59
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(amplificado)
Ação!

60
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(rindo)

61
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(estalo)

62
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Hum...

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Ah! Sim.

64
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Abençoe-me.

65
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Pfft!

66
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(talo da máquina de escrever)

67
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(talo da máquina de escrever)

68
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Ha!

69
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Uau.

70
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Brilhante!

71
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Certo.

72
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(cantar pneus)

73
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(anéis de caixa registradora)

74
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(suspira)

75
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(cantar pneus)

76
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Hum.

77
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(rindo)

78
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(rosnando)

79
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(rindo)

80
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(campainha toca)

81
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(rosnando)

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Ah, olá.

83
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(fala distorcida)

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IRMA: Hã?

85
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Nós vamos fazer
um filme.

86
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-Eh?
- Você e eu.

87
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Um filme?!

88
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- Sim! Vamos!
- Ah!

89
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Certo. Aqui está meu argumento de venda,

90
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ou "a história".

91
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IRMA: Ah.

92
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Eu, você. Sim?

93
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Ah, mas espere.

94
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acabei de colocar isso
lá dentro. (risos)

95
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Tsk! Não!

96
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Coisas femininas.

97
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Ahh! Casa assombrada.

98
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Ah, sim.

99
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(imitando trovão)

100
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IRMA: Ah!

101
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(gemido fantasmagórico)

102
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(rindo)

103
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SR. FEIJÃO:
(rindo)

104
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- (imitando o ranger da porta)
- Ah!

105
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- E vemos...
- Sim?

106
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O monstro!

107
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Oh! O que?

108
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Você quer dizer Teddy?

109
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- Não!
- Oh?

110
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Não, não, não, não.

111
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Sra.

112
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Uau!

113
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Ah!

114
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IRMA: (rindo)
Ah, sim.

115
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Sim?

116
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IRMA: Vá em frente.

117
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Estamos fazendo um filme.

118
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Oh?

119
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- E nós queremos você...
- Hum?

120
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para ser a estrela.

121
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- Meu?
- Sim. Sim.

122
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Ah.

123
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FOTÓGRAFO:
Sra. Aqui!

124
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SRA. WICKET: (rindo)
É só...

125
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É adorável.

126
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Eu farei isso.

127
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(rindo
e batendo palmas)

128
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Certo!

129
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(amplificado)
Vamos fazer filmes!

130
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SRA. WICKET: Ah!

131
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(risos)

132
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Ah, sim.

133
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IRMA: Pronto.
Só um pouco lá agora.

134
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SRA. WICKET: Ah! Ah!

135
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(rindo)

136
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Ah.

137
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(risos)

138
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Uau! Uau!

139
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(suspiros)

140
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Ah.

141
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(grunhidos)

142
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Agora...

143
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(como fantasma)
Uau!

144
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Uau!

145
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Lá.

146
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IRMA: Agora.

147
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Vai lá.

148
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SRA. WICKET: (rindo)
Ah, Deus.

149
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Deixe-me ver.

150
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IRMA: Ah! Não, não.

151
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SRA. WICKET: Ah!

152
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IRMA:
Vamos abrir a secadora.

153
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- E aí está.
- (secador zumbindo)

154
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Hum.

155
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(retinindo)

156
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Excelente. Agora...

157
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Você vai lá.

158
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Desculpe.

159
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(pio da coruja)

160
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Hum.

161
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(rindo)

162
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Bom. Bom.

163
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(amplificado)
Ação!

164
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IRMA: Tsk! (bufa)

165
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(motor liga)

166
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IRMA: Ah. Hum.

167
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Olhar!

168
00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:49,840
Oh!

169
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(música estranha tocando)

170
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Corte!

171
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Tudo bem.

172
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(secador zumbindo)

173
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(cheirando)

174
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Ah, está quente.

175
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Ok, então,
você viu o monstro...

176
00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:06,200
- Ah, sim.
- E você diz, "Aaah!"

177
00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:07,560
- OK?
- OK.

178
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SENHOR. FEIJÃO:
Ok. Ação.

179
00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:11,720
(calmamente)
Aaah.

180
00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:14,280
Não, não, não, não, não.

181
00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:16,200
Aaah!

182
00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:17,200
- Oh.
- Agora...

183
00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:18,200
Ação.

184
00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:19,520
(rindo)

185
00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:21,000
Ah!

186
00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:22,000
Ah.

187
00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:23,480
IRMA: (rindo)
Eu não posso!

188
00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:25,560
Parece bobo.
(rindo)

189
00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:28,640
Pronto. Ação!

190
00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:29,760
Aaah!

191
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Isso doeu!

192
00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:32,880
- Assim é melhor.
- Ah!

193
00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:34,480
(cheirando)

194
00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:37,240
Oh! Sra.

195
00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:38,800
(secador zumbindo)

196
00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:40,880
(Irma suspira)

197
00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:42,960
Ah!

198
00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:44,000
SRA. WICKET: O quê?

199
00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:46,400
SENHOR. FEIJÃO:
Isso é ótimo.

200
00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:47,840
(rindo)

201
00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:49,840
(pessoas conversando)

202
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Lá.

203
00:07:57,160 --> 00:07:59,320
Ah! Excelente.

204
00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:04,280
Ah! (rindo)

205
00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:05,640
Muito popular.

206
00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:07,160
HOMEM: É melhor que isso seja bom.
(risos)

207
00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:08,400
SR. FEIJÃO: Certo.

208
00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:10,640
Aqui vamos nós.

209
00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:13,160
(Sra. Wicket rindo)

210
00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:17,880
(rindo)

211
00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:19,960
Ah. Ah!

212
00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:22,560
- (Sr. Bean imitando trovão)
- (música de piano melodramática)

213
00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:24,480
Ah!

214
00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:28,000
Olhar!

215
00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:32,960
Oh sim.
Isso vai ser um lixo.

216
00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:34,080
(campainha toca)

217
00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:36,040
(porta rangendo)

218
00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:41,120
SR. FEIJÃO: O que aconteceu
para as luzes?

219
00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:43,520
Ah!

220
00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:44,880
Oh! (rindo)

221
00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:45,920
- Ei! Shh!

222
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Desculpe.

223
00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:49,320
SENHOR. FEIJÃO: Siga-me.

224
00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:55,520
(choramingando)

225
00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:58,120
(porta rangendo)

226
00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:00,640
(assobiando)

227
00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:02,320
(o público suspira)

228
00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:03,920
SR. FEIJÃO:
Vamos sair daqui.

229
00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,080
(assobiando)

230
00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:08,240
Rápido! Aqui!

231
00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:11,640
vou apenas encontrar
o interruptor de luz.

232
00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:16,560
(suspiros)

233
00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:18,240
O que é isso?

234
00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:19,440
SENHOR. FEIJÃO: Ah!

235
00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:20,720
(Sr. Bean imitando
trovão)

236
00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:22,440
(ambos gritam)

237
00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:24,040
O que?!

238
00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:27,880
- (rosnando)
- (público gritando)

239
00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:33,800
Ah. Muito bom, querido.

240
00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:35,160
Muito bom.

241
00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:36,840
Sim. Ótimo.

242
00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:39,320
Obrigado.
(risos)

243
00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:40,920
Uau!

244
00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,600
E agora o melhor.

245
00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:44,880
(risos)

246
00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,080
SR. FEIJÃO:
Vamos, rápido.

247
00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:47,600
Entre no carro.

248
00:09:47,680 --> 00:09:49,560
(música de piano atormentada
jogando)

249
00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:51,880
IRMA: Ah!

250
00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:55,120
(ambos gritando)

251
00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:59,800
(público aplaudindo
descontroladamente)

252
00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:06,640
Obrigado. Obrigado.

253
00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:08,720
Agradeço à minha mãe também.

254
00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:11,080
Obrigado.
Ah, você é muito gentil.

255
00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:13,960
E meus colegas de elenco.

256
00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:15,120
(público aplaudindo)

257
00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:17,120
IRMA: Obrigada.

258
00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:22,800
E quem é o monstro
no final?

259
00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:26,280
- Teddy!
- Oh!

260
00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:27,960
(aplaudindo)

261
00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:30,880
Ah. Que triunfo.

262
00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:33,280
(música tocando)

263
00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:44,600
Ah. (gemidos)

264
00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:47,120
(suspira)

265
00:10:58,320 --> 00:10:59,360
Uau!

266
00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:00,480
(lâmpada da lanterna quebra)